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  1. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Water is never "used up". The water that goes down your drain is typically treated at the local water treatment plant. The process makes water about 90% clean. The treated water is most often pumped into deep wells. The water then is filtered as it flows down to the local aquifer. From there it either enters the ocean or is pumped out by municipalities and circulated through the water system. Even if you are on a septic system the water is filtered as it flows down through the aquifer.

    The water you drank today could very well have been water Cleopatra bathed with.
    Think about that.
     
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      More likely it's the piss u took a few weeks ago
       
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  2. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Here is a photo of Bonnie Parker
    with her mother, c 1930s
     
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      I'd do em both
       
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      You could use her as a lawn sprinkler after the ambush.
       
      naughtyguy4u, Aug 8, 2022
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  3. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    When van gogh was introduced to the colour wheel he wept
    It's believed he saw colours as emotions or feelings and his joy of painting was that he could see the joy in bright colours
     
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      Dude was a nutcase... Cut his own damn ear off and kept it in a box...
       
      Bitsman, Jul 29, 2022
  4. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    Albert Einsteins IQ was 160, Adragon De Mello's is 400, think about that.
     
  5. silkythighs

    silkythighs Porn Star

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    “There ain't no answer.
    There ain't gonna be any answer.
    There never has been an answer.
    There's your answer.”
    ― Gertrude Stein
     
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      I HAVE THE ANSWER!!!
       
      Odins own, Jul 25, 2022
  6. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    I’m in limbo right now, just got back from holidays to learn my Mum hasn’t been given long to live, week month don’t know, I’ve got to go back again, will not miss the funeral for anything
     
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      Oh no, I'm so sorry, Wazz. :(
       
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      So sorry to hear that.
       
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  7. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Took this pic at Dunedin early settlers museum of a rock of Jade(greenstone to tha locals) compared to my necklace, it’s 1.5 m long 1/2 metre wide 1/2 metre thick 4DB92544-0EA7-497E-9431-B20A40305D06.jpeg
     
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      Thought that was a meter????
       
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    3. Wazzaox
      Metre 3 foot in the old measure
       
      Wazzaox, Jul 29, 2022
    4. Bitsman
      Thought that was meter?
       
      Bitsman, Jul 29, 2022
    5. Wazzaox
      It is, goggle conversion it’s been a long time
       
      Wazzaox, Jul 29, 2022
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      It's always been metre, @Bitsman. A meter is a device that measures things. Or a system of rhythm arrangement.
       
  8. AdmiralWang

    AdmiralWang Porn Star

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    Proportionally, the earths' atmosphere is thinner than the skin on a grape.
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It's very cool that the Navy has confirmed that the sunken wreckage of the destroyer escort the Samuel B. Roberts has been found off the Philippine coast, where it has rested since 1944. As part of the small 'Taffy-3' task force, they alone faced the main Japanese fleet (including the Yamato - the largest battleship in the world) after Halsey fell for a Japanese gambit and left the area to pursue what he believed was the main enemy fleet.

    Heroism and sheer grit was the order of the day, and the story of the ship is revered in Naval history. The captain of the enemy ship that finally sank her ordered his crew to 'sharpen their uniforms' and salute as they passed the sinking Roberts.



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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  11. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    I now know why it's considered bad manners to put your elbows on the table during meals.

    Seems that during the times of the Tudor's on the English throne most of the peasant class didn't have kitchen tables... At meal time they would just place a plank on wood over a couple supports and put the food on the table.

    Well, if too many ppl rested their elbows on the wood plank it could flip over dumping the meal on the floor..
     
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  12. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    A group of fish is called a school
    A group of dogs is called a pack
    A group of cows is called a heard
    But, did you know a group of bears is called a sleuth.
     
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      A flock of Crows is called a murder
       
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      Herd of Rhinos are called a Crash
      Flock of Flamingos are called a Flamboyance
       
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    A Texas jury awarded the family of an 83 year old woman who was murdered by a repairman, 7 Billion dollars because the company was negligent.
    I would expect, they will appeal.
     
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  14. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I know a guy that used to work for an electrical company. One of his friends had a broken garage door opener, so on the way home from work he stopped and "fixed" it. Only problem is that he caught the garage on fire. And even though he was off the clock, the company ended up paying for it because he was in their truck, using their tools, while wearing their uniform. And yes, he got fired lightning quick.
     
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      Not uncommon. I know of a FedEx driver being fired for getting into a fight in a Walmart.
      He stopped on the way home but was still in his uniform.
      Another incident involved a guy driving a company van (with the logo painted on the side) on personal time and driving eratically, causing several people to drive off the road to avoid him.
      Employees standing outside on break but still wearing their uniform can be fired for being rude to customers.
       
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      The general rule is, if it didn't happen on the clock it isn't company business.
      The exception is if the employee identifies as a company employee or acts u der color of their employment.
      Word to the wise; don't get into a bar fight in your company uniform.
       
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      That general rule is sort of outdated.
      A lot of people are losing their job because of things they do off the clock.
       
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      If they identify with a company they should lose their job.
       
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  15. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Over half the population of Mongolia live at these two dots.

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  16. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    I've heard some people argue that Jesus never existed. That there is no record of him ever existing (other than in religious text)
    Well, the man we commonly refer to as Jesus Christ did exist, there are several references to him in ancient documents. He just wasn't called Jesus Christ in any of them.
    "Jesus" is the Latin translation of the Greek translation of the Hebrew name "Isua" (There are various spellings of that name in our alphabet). In English, "Jesus" is Joshua.
    "Christ" is not a name, it's a title. It means "The Anointed One" (When you take a baby to church to be baptized, they "anoint" the baby by putting holy water on them)
    Next time you stub your toe or smash your thumb with a hammer, Yell out "Joshua the Anointed One!" and see if you don't get a few glances come your way.
     
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  17. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    A large pink, speckled galaxy resembling a wheel with a small, inner oval, with dusty blue in between on the right, with two smaller spiral galaxies about the same size to the left against a black background. (Credits: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI)
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      Fractals
       
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    7734 Porn Star

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  19. Second Wave

    Second Wave Sex Machine

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    If Hank Aaron had hit zero home runs, he still would have had over 3,000 hits.
     
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      I guess he could of been like Ty Cobb????
      So maybe?
      Second most at bats with a .305 average.
      Not shabby.
       
      naughtyguy4u, Aug 8, 2022
  20. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    Planning my itinerary this week.
    Denton to Hidalgo to El Paso and back to Denton.
    2000 miles and I’m never leaving Texas.

    Thank god I don’t have an electric truck!
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Damn! And fuck EVs!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 8, 2022